My husband left with my best friend. I simply wished them good luck.

“Certainly, ma’am. May I document the reason for the cancellation?”

“Because the authorized users have irrevocably lost my authorization.”

Within four minutes, every piece of plastic in their treacherous wallets was transformed into useless, decorative rectangles.

But I didn’t stop there.

The financial lifeline was severed; now it was time to lock down reality.

I searched for an emergency, overnight locksmith.

Sixty minutes later, a weary older man surveyed my brick house in the dead of night, drill in hand.

“You need every single lock changed? Tonight?” he asked, eyeing my stoic expression with suspicion.