I asked when my son planned to get married. His wife calmly said they had already married yesterday. A week later, she called asking me for rent money.

I asked my son, Ethan, when he and Madison were finally planning to get married.

There was a brief silence.

Then my daughter-in-law answered, almost matter-of-factly, “We got married yesterday.”

For a second, I thought I had heard her wrong.

“Yesterday?”

“Yes,” Madison said. “Small ceremony. Only close family.”
Close family.