My husband assumed I would prepare his mother’s perfect birthday dinner. I quietly left to buy the groceries. Then I made a decision they never expected.

I smirked, staring into the oppressive darkness of the kitchen. They thought I was a helpless sheep.

“I have it,” I whispered. “From the second he walked through the door demanding the food, I hit record. Every insult, the door slamming, the lock turning—it’s all here.”

“Brilliant,” Darcy murmured with fierce pride. “Now, find an excuse to get out of there and come straight to my penthouse.”

I hung up. Reaching behind a massive tin of oats in the pantry, I pulled out a hidden debit card holding my secret war chest.

Tomorrow was Fiona’s sixtieth Jubilee. Didn’t she want a spectacular gift?

Fine. Tomorrow at noon, I would deliver a “feast” that she and her parasite son would remember for the rest of their miserable lives.