My ex thought his surprise would ruin the party. I didn’t argue or react. Then I walked in with my own surprise.

Luke staggered backward two steps, clutching his chest, his mouth opening and closing wordlessly like a fish out of water as he stared at the man standing beside me.

“Clover didn’t hire me to play her boyfriend,” Daniel continued, mathematically dissecting Luke’s existence in front of the stunned crowd of suburban parents. “She hired my firm six months ago, immediately after you finalized the divorce, when she noticed minor, structural discrepancies in your executive severance declarations and stock option disclosures. We didn’t just find the affair, Luke. We followed the digital blood trail.”

Daniel took another step forward, cornering Luke against the edge of the outdoor kitchen.

“We found the 4.2 million dollars you systematically embezzled from your own company’s employee expansion and pension fund,” Daniel announced, his voice a heavy hammer striking an anvil. “We traced the wire transfers you used to buy Camellia’s luxury beachfront condominium in Belize. You committed federal perjury during your divorce discovery hearings, and you committed massive felony wire fraud to hide marital and corporate assets from the mother of your children.”