My mother-in-law kept calling my inherited home “my son’s house.” Then I opened the deed and asked my husband to tell her the truth.

Beatrice, however, preferred to author a wildly different mythology. To the mail carrier, she called it “Lucas’s property.” At Sunday dinners, she would loudly proclaim, “When Lucas finally gets around to remodeling this kitchen…” or, “My son has acquired such a magnificent estate.”

I had corrected her. Exactly twice.

Both times, Beatrice had merely offered a patronizing chuckle. “Oh, sweetie. Marriage means everything is shared.”

I never bothered explaining the nuances of premarital property law to her. I foolishly assumed my husband would eventually pull his mother aside and establish the truth.

He never did.

Retreating into my stifling office, I dialed his number. He answered on the third ring, the background noise of his marketing firm buzzing behind him. “Serena, I’m literally walking into a pitch.”

“Your mother turned off the upstairs air-conditioning after I explicitly informed you both I needed the zone cooled for a quarterly review.”

Lucas exhaled a long, ragged sigh that vibrated through the speaker. “Just go downstairs and turn it back on, Serena.”

“That is entirely beside the point, Lucas.”

“Then what is the point?” he snapped, his irritation flaring.

I stepped back out to the landing, making sure my voice carried down the stairwell. “The point is that your mother operates under the delusion that she has the authority to ration utilities inside my own house.”

“Please, don’t phrase it like that,” Lucas hissed.