My neighbor tried to get me in trouble. I stayed calm and let the police investigate. The camera told a different story.

All I did was paint my front door dark green.

Apparently, that was enough to make my neighbor Linda declare war on me.

The morning after I finished painting it, she marched straight across my lawn.

“That color isn’t approved by the HOA.”

I actually laughed.

“It’s a front door, Linda.”